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February 09, 2010

Book Ruminations: The Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac (Part Two)

During my adolescent years, I regarded books as something that "got in the way of video games." As I matured, I realized my folly and began devouring as many books as I possibly could. This is not a review, but merely my thoughts and musings whilst reading The Dharma Bums.




Previously I wrote about Kerouac's writing style, called "spontaneous prose," as if I knew what I was talking about.



I was very wrong.



I've just begun reading Desolation Angels by Kerouac, a book that begins towards the end of The Dharma Bums, and then continues after the events of The Dharma Bums, if that makes sense. Desolation Angels is spontaneous prose. It's basically one long, run-on sentence. It's beginning to make me feel crazy, which is what seems to have happened to Kerouac.



During the course of The Dharma Bums, there are glimpses of insanity in his writing. He doesn't mind that he's showing the reader this side of his self, and in fact it appears this is a way that sort of relieves his mind, helps him cope with...whatever it is that's going on upstairs.



So what is The Dharma Bums? Dharma, as it relates to Buddhism (Kerouac was Buddhist, at least during this portion of his life), is essentially the character of a Buddhist. When you marry that meaning with "bum," you have a pretty good idea of Kerouac. He was a bum, no questions about it. But he also thought of spiritual things, and viewed the world as one great, big void. That is, nothing is really happening. Everything is just a perception of the mind.



The book begins with Kerouac hopping trains, sleeping under the stars, and buying and drinking booze. But he writes about these sort of things as if he is living a life of grandeur, that he is better off because of his bum lifestyle. And you don't realize it at first, at least not until Kerouac meets up with his friend, Japhy, that Kerouac never writes about or views himself as the main character. He's more like a side-character, and Japhy, at least for this book, is easily the main character.


Again, it's something that you don't notice right away, but after a bit you begin to see it.


Before I forget, Japhy isn't really his friend's name. It's Gary Snyder. But Kerouac changes his name, along with own name (Ray Smith, he calls himself), in The Dharma Bums. I'm not sure why, but I can speculate: It gives the book more of a novel feel. Instead of reading about real people, you're reading about real people in some sort of show, always pretending to be someone else. But they're not. They are themselves, but with a different name. Confused?


Back to the grand, bum lifestyle. Without giving the entire book away, Kerouac does several "major" things during the course of the book. Most of the book is a hike that Smith (Kerouac) and Japhy take, right up Matterhorn Mountain. It's quite humorous, but Smith is very near the top and decides to stop. He's tired and he's afraid of falling off the mountain. Japhy of course continues to the top, lets out a shout, and then comes barreling back down the mountain, right past Smith.


At this point Smith has a revelation: You can't fall off mountains!


Smith, following Japhy's lead, begins running down the mountain, feeling ever so foolish for even entertaining the thought of falling off.


I don't want to talk too much more about the book, as I feel that would be giving it away, as it were, but as far as recommendations go, if you're looking for something a bit autobiographical, but with a novel-like feel, pick this book up. Just go with the flow of the prose, and don't worry about the lack of punctuation.


Just don't become a bum yourself. It's not as glamorous as the book makes it seem.







February 08, 2010

Video Round-Up: Reductionist Edition


Video Round-Up is a weekly post collecting an assortment of videos from around the web. Whether they be music videos, creative viral marketing, just plain cool, or just plain ridiculous, they will all be found on Video Round-Up.





Rémi Gaillard, French parodist made popular in the States through viral videos, shows off his talent for comedy in this Pac-Man "re-imagining." This is the best video of his I've seen yet. His and his cohorts' unabashed extroversion makes the most out of the hilarious and very public re-enactment. The low-budget-ness of it (and the accidents) only makes it funnier.



If you wish to write off this song as unsavory, first consider that Jonathan Mann (pictured) wrote that song in one day. Or, at least, he has kept up the pace of one song per day for over a year now. Featured on 1UP and G4TV, Mann (aka GameJew) decided to write and record a song a day to (if I understand correctly) figure out his place in the universe. This is just one of many (390+) daily songs. And he doesn't just write in the board-game-pirate-sounding genre, either.



What I like best about this video from the 90s in which Joan Rivers interviews Gwar isn't the ridiculousness of this statement; it's more that it makes a historian's passion for analyzing the past that much clearer to me. Watching this at the time might have seemed strange enough, but watching it now sums up so much of 90s America to me. The bland, formulaic talk show (host, set, etc.), the clothing, the absurd extremes of "heavy metal" culture. Heck, even the camera quality is a window into the past. But just as interesting is the conversation. It's really entertaining.



Does stop-motion animation ever get old? What's great about it is that the low frame rate is the point, allowing pretty much anyone with a camera and a unique idea to make a video worth watching. While this is no Fantastic Mr. Fox, it's excellently simple. And way to keep that amazing SMB3 soundtrack!



We end this week's Round-Up with more satire -- this time quite overt. This news segment about news segments pins down the formula perfectly, with charming results. Or is it just cynical? Maybe a little of both. This video only makes my bias toward BBC programming stronger. Incredibly funny, this one.

February 05, 2010

Honest Movie Posters Part 2: Watching Trees and Racist Old Men


Honest Movie Posters is a weekly post in which we look at a world where movie posters tell the honest truth about the movie it concerns. As always, click an image to enlarge it.



The Happening

For an hour and a half you will watch trees, then... the credits will roll. Nothing is Happening


Gran Torino

Clint Eastwood is: A Racist Old Man...Who Learns to Love


Thanks to Chani over at listal.com


Insufficient Funds: Time Kufc


Insufficient Funds is a regular post in which we feature a free, or very close to it, piece of media that you can enjoy without overdrafting your bank account.


Time [Constant changing combination of the letters K-U-F-C], which we will just call Time Kufc for consistency (I can't think of any real word those letters make.), may look like your run-of-the-mill puzzle platformer with a twist, but the narrative offers so much more. If you want to go into it fresh, then just go play it now. It should only take you about 20 minutes, a time that factors into the game itself.

The basic controls are simple enough. Arrows to move left and right, space bar to jump, S to pick things up, and A to switch dimensions. The last part is obviously where the majority of the puzzle element comes in. You have to figure out how to make your way around the level while switching dimensions, sometimes mid-jump, so you'll have a platform to land on.

The story is where it excels, though. It all starts with you, telling past you, to go into the cardboard box lying in the street. While you navigate through one screen puzzles and attempt to get to the portal to the next level, your future self harrasses you from a few levels ahead.

Everything is foreshadowed by your future self, and you'll start to see changes to your character as you progress. It's the writing that makes it unbelievably creepy. It doesn't start out that way. You'll hear plenty of time related jokes in the first few levels, with surprisingly little repetition. Eventually, when things turn to talk of 'Steven', it starts to get unsettling.

Oddball lines, turn to strange lines, and disturbing lines, and eventually borderline threatening lines.

"Steven is growing. His little legs tickle my brain. How the years fly by."

"I found the way out, but Steven informed me that I'm a failure and I shouldn't be alive... so now I'm dead. You die in the next room."

"I think I'm in the same room that you are, can you see me? I'm looking at you from a crack in the monitor."

"Please stop playing this game. Every room that goes by is simply a reminder of my failures. I want to go home now and I can't till you give up."

For the sake of saving a few things for you to discover yourself I won't go any further, but once the game started to break the 4th wall, it actually started to creep me out. A hard task for a video game to accomplish, let alone a flash game.

I feel like I could go play through it all again, even without the temptation of Kongregate achievements. Even loading up the game for this article made me notice some brilliant foreshadowing of the ending within the title screen itself. Another homerun for Edmund McMillen and crew. Take the time to go check this game out.

February 04, 2010

Trailer Park: February 5th


Trailer Park is a weekly post, every thursday, where we feature trailers for the upcoming weekend movie releases.

You've got your won't-remember-it-in-a-year's-time action flick, and your Notebook-esque chick flick. This week seems like the most cookie cutter movie release schedule ever, but never fear. I am here to stear you in the right direction. But first, we must wade through the muck. The thick, dirty, John Travolta-laden muck. Get your galoshes on, you don't want any Travolta in between your toes.

From Paris with Love


I kind of respect John Travolta. When his career was tanking before, it took Tarantino to save him. Now, he could easily go the Eddie Murphy route and keep doing Wild Dogs and Old Hogs, etcetera etcetera, or he can do things like this. I'd much rather watch bald angry Travolta, then I would family friendly comedy Travolta.

Dear John



Countless Iraq War movies have come out, and countless have failed. Now we're seeing filmmakers wise up. I don't even know if the guy in this movie is deployed in Iraq, or some fictional war, but by concentrating on the romance part of the story it will draw in a completely different type of audience. Maybe once they are there, they'll get a little bit of those war movies that Hollywood really wanted to get out there several years ago.

District 13: Ultimatum



If at all possible, this is where you should be spending your money this weekend. Back in 2004, District B13 helped bring parkour into the mainstream. Starring the creator of the, I guess we'll call it a sport, the movie showed off stunts that were done with no wires or CG effects. Now all involved parties are back for a sequel. Yes, it has a limited release, but you are guaranteed to see much better action in this movie than you will in that Travolta one up there. Seek it out and hopefully it will expand in the coming weeks.

Other Releases:
Frozen
Red Riding: 1974

What will you be seeing?

February 03, 2010

Game Character's Six Word Memoirs



Stuck in my mother-in-law's car with an ipod and no way to listen to it's contents, I resorted to NPR for the day. The benefit to this was a story on the six word memoir. I had actually heard of this concept before, but I guess they were talking about it again because they were releasing a second book.

Basically, they are life stories summed up in only six words. You can find it all here. I started to think of my own, then some for famous people, and my thought process lead me right to video game characters. So I decided to come up with some six word memoirs, and make the answers a guessing game.

As revenge for this little stunt, the person with the most correct guesses in the comments with win a freestyle, auto-tuned, rap from Andrew Hiscock. This rap will be personalized to the winner.

1. Boobs were surprise. Now Citizen Kane.

2. Like a pale, deadly ribbon twirler.

3. In better shape; Still second place.

4. Time traveling leaves you mostly speechless.

5. The original 'tude. Constantly reinventing self.

6. I DON'T LOOK LIKE MEG RYAN!

7. Kill my kind, steal their parts.

8. I'm totally not a Dino rip-off.

9. If camouflage worked, my torso'd float.

10. More family friendly then Hitler was.

February 02, 2010

What do Children Write About? The ABC's of Nintendo!



Did anybody else have Young Authors in Elementary School? This is probably what first got me interested in writing. I thought I would share one of my video game related Young Author books. Because, clearly, I wanted to get beat up REALLY badly. Actually, I'm pretty sure this is the book that won the trip to the convention or whatever it was. Obviously my town didn't have a lot of good writers if this thing got me in.

Click this link... if you dare...

Video Round-Up: Historical Celebrities Edition



Video Round-Up is a weekly post collecting an assortment of videos from around the web. Whether they be music videos, creative viral marketing, just plain cool, or just plain ridiculous, they will all be found on Video Round-Up.



We'll start you off with an appetizer. Here's 9 seconds of Keanu Reeves' acting. That is, studies show, just enough time to prove that he ranks among the worst actors ever. His character Neo in The Matrix trilogy is undoubtedly awesome. But don't confuse Neo with Keanu. Seeing his inability to fake sneeze, I wouldn't be surprised if he literally couldn't act his way out of a paper bag. Poor guy.

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Dom Joly is up on his current events this time. This is a classic Joly bit, although this time he needn't exaggerate the size of the device he's parodying. Therein lies the irony, and the comedy.



Moving back into truly "historical" times, this clip from the movie Downfall has been translated...let's say differently. Endless parodies of this very scene can be found on YouTube, including one in which Hitler gets upset about Republican Scott Brown's election. But who cares about politics? Let's talk about video games!



Eighteenth-century history is re-imagined in this amazing music video. The hyperbolic insanity reminds of a less-famous The Lonely Island. (That's a compliment.) Not something you necessarily have to "get" to enjoy, but perhaps this style of comedy could be called "niche"? In any case, I hope you Roll On the Floor Laughing at this choice.



The farewell for this week's Round-Up won't be as poignant as the video above. Conan O'Brien, as we all know, ended his contract with NBC as host of the Tonight Show, the result of a drawn-out legal battle, after only seven months hosting. It's a shame because Conan is, in my opinion, the prime-time comedic voice of the new generation. No offense to fogies who like Leno better, but come on. O'Brien reveals some emotion here during his final minutes as host of the Tonight Show, and if you haven't seen it, you should: It is, after all, bound to become part of history.

January Music Wrap-Up


The Music Wrap-Up is a monthly summary of my favorite and other notable new releases. The songs are for sampling purposes only. Artists or labels notify me with any complaints and I will remove the song as soon as possible. Please support these musicians as that's the reason I'm featuring them in the first place.


Hooray! The Music Wrap-Up makes a triumphant return in the new year. Still, it's going to have to be different from the old ones. I used to be able to pick out specific songs that I enjoyed most from each CD, upload them to a file hosting site, and embed players. Doing this was in no way giving access for people to pirate these tracks -- I even dealt with a record label that didn't ask me to take them down -- yet the file hosting site still banned me for breaking their rules, even for local bands that had given me permission. So I'm stuck to searching through YouTube videos for embedding. Not ideal, but it'll have to do.

January is hardly bursting at the seems with great new music, but there are definitely some gems. A new Vampire Weekend and Spoon CD for one, as well as some other solid releases. Plus, I've thrown in some earlier releases since I didn't do a wrap-up in November or December. So, without further ado, let's get into the music shall we?

Vampire Weekend - Contra

It's easy to hate these guys. Just look at them! They look like the snobby rich kids from every single college movie that we are clearly meant to despise. Still, there is no denying that they put out great music. Maybe a lot of stupid people like it, but it's good stuff. I don't feel ashamed jumping on the bandwagon.

Hit the jump for songs and the rest of the releases...


February 01, 2010

Book Ruminations: The Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac


During my adolescent years, I regarded books as something that "got in the way of video games." As I matured, and as adulthood approached, I realized my folly and began devouring as many books as I possibly could. This is not a review, but merely my thoughts and musings whilst reading The Dharma Bums.

I've traveled up and down the west coast many times in my life, which is important to note, I think, because The Dharma Bums chronicles the real life adventures of Jack Kerouac; someone who also traveled to many different places, most of which happen to take place on the west coast (at least in this book).

It helped the book become relatable, as I either knew of or had been to the places Kerouac wrote about. Perhaps this is one of the main reasons I enjoyed Kerouac's book. Or perhaps Kerouac just led an interesting life, I'm not quite sure.

What I find intriguing about Kerouac's work is he wrote in a very unique style. He coined it "spontaneous prose," a term that speaks for itself. Imagine reading a book filled with run-on sentences, combined words, and a general disregard for the rules of grammar, and you'll have a pretty good idea of how Kerouac wrote.

Still, this doesn't make it a poorly written book; on the contrary, I believe this style helped capture my attention, forced me to change the way I read a book. It has a certain rythm to the way you read it, and if you try to read Kerouac's work like any other book, you'll be sorely disappointed. Go with the flow, follow the leads, and just read. Once you have the rythm in your head, it's hard to shake it.

I was ill a few weeks ago, and whilst reading this book at 2 a.m., I felt as if my mind was traveling faster then the rest of my body. I could hardly sleep. When I did sleep, my mind was constantly on the story of The Dharma Bums, imagining myself there with the characters.

It wasn't a pleasant experience; although now reflecting on it, I wish I were back there, indulging Kerouac's work for the first time. Such are the reflections upon many great authors, I suppose.

I hope I haven't bored any of you too much, as I plan on going more in-depth next time when we continue discussing The Dharma Bums.