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June 02, 2009

Batman Was Silly Part 13: Batman's Identity Revealed








This weeks cover is a doosie! Forget all of the evil villains who try with grand schemes to uncover who that Batman is. All it takes is Bruce Wayne's aunt Agatha to finally reveal who Batman is. No grand scheme here. Just a simple old woman trying to figure out who this crazy costumed person who was hitting these poor young theifs is. Now my question is that if his identity becomes revealed so early on, why is it such a mystery throughout all of the Batman series? I'm thinking he breaks his code of conduct and kills aunt Agatha and the two robbers. Anything to save his identity.










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Notice Bruce Wayne's fist cocked and ready to fly at her face.


2 comments:

Alex R. Cronk-Young said...

You just can't be mad at those old people no matter what they do. Who cares if he's shoplifting?! He's old! Look at how cute he is!

Eric said...

Protect the identity / mission at all costs (sorry old lady).

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