Adventures in Bad Translation

Adventures in Bad Translation is a weekly article where we gather 'round and laugh at slaughtered attempts of the English language.

Hmmm very interesting Captain America. Please tell me, why should it goes well? This one was sent in by Alex.

Man: One second honey, I need to get my baboosh off.
Woman: NOOO! Watch out for the landslip!!!
Man dies.

This one became obsolete once they came out with anti-mosquito toothpaste.

If the grass was smiling at me I'm pretty sure I would not need a sign to tell me to not step on it.



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Courtesy of engrish.com